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Something extraordinary happened to me in 1993,
something that changed everything.
I don't remember the day or even the month or even the
exact circumstances – I only remember receiving a box
from a company named NSA in Golden, Colorado.
Inside were two plastic canisters, one labeled MET-Rx
"base" and the other MET-Rx "plus." The instructions
were to take two scoops of the base and one scoop of the
plus and mix them in milk or water.
I took one sip and my palate felt . . . okay. It didn't
go into convulsions.
You have to realize that prior to this, protein drinks
were in a dismal state. They tasted like soup made from
that thing a Sumo wrestler wears around his enormous
waist and through his enormous butt cheeks. Furthermore,
the price for drinking them (in addition to the horrible
taste) was enough gas to float a blimp and often,
gastrointestinal cramps.
But this MET-Rx stuff was different! It tasted pretty
good. It didn't cause me to become socially repugnant.
My gut didn't convulse in the aftermath.
What's more, as the weeks went on, you could actually
see something happening to your body that sure as hell
didn't happen when you drank other protein drinks! You
got harder, stronger, bigger!
It was puzzling. The list of ingredients didn't list
anything all that weird except for some mysterious
protein blend called Metamyosyn. But hey, why look a
gift horse in the mouth or any other orifice, for that
matter?
I was hooked. As were about 50,000 other lifters in the
country. It was, to that point, the greatest thing that
had ever happened to bodybuilding.
But then something changed. Subsequent batches didn't
have the same kick and instead of producing it in two
containers, they combined the "base" and the "plus" into
one. Oh, it tasted the same, but your body knew
something was missing.
So the years went by. You started to think that maybe
you'd just been imagining the effects. After all, why
would any company re-formulate something that had been
so effective? Why would any sane company rip the guts
out of what had been a miracle?
The Secret: Micellar Casein
I didn't know then but I know now. The secret to the
bodybuilding effects of the old MET-Rx was an exotic
protein called micellar casein. They stopped including
it in the formula because it was scarce and very
expensive to produce. Making and preserving micellar
protein was like trying to catch a snowflake in Maine
and then shipping it intact to Arizona using UPS.
Oh, it was doable all right, but it was incredibly
expensive.
But then MET-Rx started to get competition from other
companies. Furthermore, they got pressure from consumers
to lower the prices, and the prices of the other
proteins they used in the formulation starting getting
more expensive, too. Lastly, there was self-imposed
pressure to get the price point down so they could get
the stuff to the mass market through giant retail stores
where women could buy baby's diapers and hubby's protein
powder at the same place.
So MET-Rx changed from being miraculous to just another
protein drink, or more precisely, just another
meal-replacement drink.
Some bean counter in a dusty old office who was overly
sensitive to whiny customers changed everything. While
they continued to list something called Metamyosyn on
the label, Metamyosyn no longer contained micellar
casein as one of its constituents.
Sure, there are companies today that list micellar
casein on the label of their protein products, but
they're like those bargain basement K-mart jewelers who
put an atom's worth of gold into a bracelet or necklace
and charge you a year's pay because it's "gold." In
other words, today's "advanced" protein powders don't
have enough micellar protein in them to add muscle to a
hummingbird.
New Micellar GROW!
Except for one. Biotest's newly formulated Grow! has all
the micellar protein of the original legendary MET-Rx
and more.
But before we talk about how and why Biotest did it,
maybe you need to know why this micellar protein stuff
is so cool. After all, you might not have been one of
the lucky few who ever got to try the original MET-Rx.
Fair enough.
In the simplest words possible, micellar casein is the
undenatured form of casein found in raw milk. All of the
amino acids are intact, unprocessed and unaltered. They
are possibly the most exotic proteins in existence but
ironically, they're destroyed when the milk is processed
in any conventional way.
If, however, the milk proteins are "handled" in the most
careful way possible, shielded from light and heat and
mechanical insult, we can preserve the micellar casein.
That means that the good properties of casein are
magnified, increased exponentially. Micellar casein has
antibacterial action; leads to increased nutrient
absorption and even increased HDL levels; and it even
has immuno-modulatory effects and opioid-like peptides
that might ease achy joints and muscles.
Perhaps most importantly, nitrogen retention – the
physiological condition that's essential for muscle
growth – is amplified by micellar casein. All of that
remains intact when it's processed properly.
Given that micellar casein forms a kind of gel in the
stomach upon ingestion, it's absorbed slowly and
uniformly. That means it's the ideal muscle-building
food (if something with these effects can justifiably be
called "food"). And for those who ingest protein at
bedtime and then wake up in the middle of the night to
eat again? Forget it. Micellar casein would render that
practice obsolete since studies have shown that
postprandial leucine balance remains high up to 7 hours
after casein ingestion.
Ingest some at night and put your mind at rest because
you'll be insured of 7 or 8 straight hours of growth.
So, given all that, it should come as no surprise to you
that Biotest didn't let anything stand in its way as far
as finding a way to introduce micellar casein into Grow!
Let me tell you something, if Biotest were selling this
stuff on the shelves of health food stores, we wouldn't
be able to do it. Why? Because the cost of a single
bottle of Grow! would be almost a hundred dollars. I
doubt there'd be many buyers, unless their last names
are Gates or Trump.
But given that we don't use middlemen and the only place
you can get Grow! is direct from Biotest, we're able to
sell it at the ridiculously low price of $23.00.
The truth is, we could and probably should charge more
for it, but we're kind of sneaky. We figure that if we
can take a product like Grow! with it's phenomenal
taste, luxurious mouth feel, superb nutrient profile and
combine it with humungous amounts of micellar casein and
only charge 23 bucks, you'll come to the Biotest store,
buy it, and probably buy some other Biotest products at
the same time.
Regardless, you're just plain absolutely nuts if you
don't at least try Biotest's reformulated Grow!
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